My stories, poems and general madnesses!
Press the links below to read a few of the stories and poems that I have written in my lifetime... Most of them were written a lonnng time ago. I recently editted this page wildly... if you missed what was on here, then you missed on. Not on much, not on much good either, but still.
The Story of Blair and Bob is loosely based around Blair McD, although everything that happens is thought up by my crazy mind with the prompts of the smileys from the JH forum (though a few are diff smileys now due to technical difficulties). Anyhey, it's a good story - I'm really rather fond of the ending.
I've also put up a Monster Munch, which is mainly written by me but with a bit of help from my friend Em, many many years back. It's just crazy. And long. But entertaining (to at least a very, very small degree..). And there's a story written by me and Em a long long time ago, entitled Sneaky. Our aim was to have the word 'sneaky', or a variant of it, in every sentence - and we succeeded pretty wonderfully. This is only the first part of the story - the other parts will probably never be written, but who knows. Nothing is certain. Anyhoo - ENJOY!!
So, GET READING!!!!