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Hey all!

So, this is where you can find out everything you ever wanted to know about me! Well, some stuff you wanted to know.. and some stuff that you didn't, but you've been told anyway.  Firstly, here's a few pretty buttons for you to press...

And secondly here's...

113 Facts About Me!  (updated 06/11/05)

  1. My full name is Louisa Jane Kate Massara.
  2. My birthday is 16th January.
  3. I'm 20 years old.
  4. My home is in North Yorkshire.
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  5. I was born in Staffordshire and lived there until I was 13 (then I moved to Yorkshire).
  6. I also lived in Singapore between the ages of 4 and 8.
  7. I'm currently living in Newcastle-upon-Tyne, in my first year of Uni.
  8. I'm studying Marketing and Management.  It's alright.
  9. I support Newcastle United.
  10. I'm sulking because Souness got rid of my THREE favourite players. I now love Owen and Emre.
  11. Johnny Herbert is my hero.
  12. Michael J Fox is even more so my hero.
  13. << Thirteen is my favourite number.
  14. I have light-ish brown hair.
  15. My eyes are (in rings from the middle outwards) brown, then green, then grey.
  16. I think that counts as being hazel right?
  17. I'm 5'11''
  18. I have a cat called Sinam
  19. I love Dave Gorman and Danny Wallace.
  20. I have joined Danny Wallace's cult, Join Me. (www.joinme.co.uk)
  21. I have also joined Danny Wallace's country. (www.citizensrequired.co.uk)
  22. I'm a great procrastinator.  At this moment, I should be either working or sleeping or washing my hair.  I'm not decided which is most important.  Hence, this.
  23. In my room at home, I have a globe on my desk (which lights up) which had little stickers on to show the locations of my worldly friends.  Most of these stickers have fallen off.
  24. When I first met the Churchills I got Ron to phone my very cool Aussie friend Trisi, coz she loves the guys.  And it made both of their days! Aww!
  25. I have so many random claims to fame that I feel a bit guilty.
  26. I have odd shoelaces.  The left one has pink stars, and the right one is blue with rubber duckies on.
  27. When I was in LA (July 2005, for two days) I stumbled across a band called Intercept.  They are really cool.  www.myspace.com/interceptmusic
  28. Other than the Beatles, my fave band is The Churchills www.myspace.com/churchills
  29. I am thanked on the Churchills album "The Odds of Winning".  Coz I'm cool like that.
  30. I stayed with Ron the Churchill for a week in NYC, in January 2005.
  31. That was quite possibly the best week of my life.
  32. According to popular belief, I rock.  Who am I to argue?!
  33. I spent a night in a recording studio in New Jersey with my mate Danny's band The Crash Moderns www.myspace.com/thecrashmoderns
  34. I went to a German biker cafe to meet the Churchills in 2003
  35. I've met Blair McDonough, of Neighbours fame, in both Canterbury and Stafford. I did not get to speak to him in Melbourne.
  36. If I Fell, by the Beatles, is my fave song in the world.
  37. If I got the chance to meet one person who's dead, it would be either my uncle John (Dad's brother) or my grandpa Bill (Mum's Dad).
  38. If I got the chance to meet one person who's alive, it would be Michael J Fox.
  39. I went to the Blue Mountains simply because a) we were told there was good hot chocolate there, and b) Trisi wanted to camp so that she could toast marshmallows on a campfire.
  40. Bear in mind, we lived in Melbourne.  The Blue Mountains are two hours out of Sydney.
  41. Have I mentioned my love of Johnny Depp yet?
  42. I'm just a BIG ole comedy nerd.  Especially when it comes to Melbourne-based comedy.  Which, unfortunately, it doesn't tend to much, anymore.
  43. I went to Edinburgh Festival so that I could hang out with my Aussie comedian buddies.
  44. I have a Yoho Ahoy talking toy!
  45. I love sleep.  (I'm a lazy swine!)
  46. In Oz, I went to comedy shows 4 or 5 days a week.  It was very fun. (see #42)
  47. I don't drink.  LOOK AT THIS SITE.  Look at my mind!  Do you think I NEED to?!?!
  48. I don't, never have, and I like to think never will, smoke.
  49. I have low self confidence.  Ooo, that was a randomly deep one to just throw in here.
  50. Incase you've not gathered this yet, I spent about 9 months living in Melbourne, Australia for my gap year.
  51. I have a NUFC 'Toon Army' mousemat.  I don't know why I told you that.
  52. I'm really bad at thinking up facts about me.
  53. I have yellow tape that says "CRIME SCENE DO NOT ENTER" - it's very exciting.
  54. My friend Fon (who lives excitingly near to Cookstown, NI - home of sausages!) is worth mentioning for her realistic way of trying to shatter all of my dreams. :-)
  55. I have a NUFC season ticket.  Hurrah!
  56. In Feb 2000 I went on holiday to Monaco for 4 days.
  57. I absolutely LOVED it!!
  58. I like giraffes.  And have the COOLEST giraffe bag EVER!!  Made by my good friend Kate.
  59. My favourite type of chocolate is Cadburys Dairy Milk.
  60. I believe that Easter Egg chocolate IS different to normal chocolate – it tastes yummier!
  61. I got a Rubik's Cube for Christmas 2002 and it drove me crazy until I forced myself to give up.
  62. I have very little willpower. 
  63. I have a lovely bunch of coconuts, tiddly bum bum.  (I actually do... my parents brought them back from holiday! YAY!)
  64. I now have a coconut-tree! Coz we planted one of the coconuts and it's growing at a tres impressive rate.  It's taller than me, and is only two years old. If it was human, it'd be a freak of nature.
  65. "I'm an eagle, so are you. And eagles do not use shampoo… anymore."
  66. I believe that goats are in cahoots with the devil.
  67. I have a Space Pen.  I'm not quite sure where I put it though.
  68. I want to go into space so I can test my Space Pen.  I'm aware that I'd first have to locate it.  The pen, that is, not space.
  69. I like to make people happy.
  70. I also like to make people laugh.  In a good way, evidently.
  71. I have a nice new flat screen for my computer.  It's funky.
  72. << I had locker number 072 at school. Ahh... the old days!...
  73. I used to have Bob the Floating Widget upon my old PC screen.  I even made him a tin foil hat and sword (a la Joel in Neighbours) and he has some little sunglasses too.
  74. Me and Kate bought big black afro wigs at Alton Towers in summer 2002, and wore them the whole time wondering why we got funny looks!
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  75. I have a Join Me duck (José Ferris) and a little duck (Lewis).  They are now parted.  JF lives at Uni, and Lewis is lost somewhere at home.
  76. I've already told you that I'm a Joinee (#20) but damn it, I'm telling you again.  I think Joinees ROCK.
  77. I got a unicycle for Christmas!!!!!!!  His name is Winston.
  78. I miss my Hey Guys - the wonderful Danny (he used to be called Bob) who I bumped into at the 05/06 NYE!! *so exciting*, and my original Hey Guy with whom I was reunited in Jan '04 (and have since lost again), who is, was, and always has been called Mark.
  79. I love all the Beatles films – especially Help.
  80. I love the Back to the Future trilogy – especially part 2!  Greg (the ex-Churchill) loves it too!  And we both have the soundtrack! lol! ("I love 80s music....... I should just say that quietly......"   good ole Greg!)
  81. I love the Aussie film Thunderstuck.  It's fantabulous!! It has Stephen Curry and (swoon) Damon Gameau in it!!  The only bad thing is that they cut out The Umbilical Brothers AND Charlton Hill!!
  82. My Dad was an unwitting extra in the Beatles film A Hard Days Night!
  83. I love an old film called Harvey. It's about an invisible 6ft tall rabbit.
  84. I'm in the 4th largest religion in the country – I'M A JEDI!!!
  85. I don't wear glasses or contacts.
  86. << I was born in 1986.
  87. << I was not born in 1987.
  88. I have never broken any bones, although in April 2002 my old horse threw me off and stood on my ankle. It was really badly sprained and I was on crutches for 3 weeks! The crutches were pretty fun.
  89. I love sympathy.
  90. I LOVE getting post!! Be it email or actual tangible letters/packages I don't mind – I just love it all! *hint* *hint*
  91. I love Monty Python, especially their Holy Grail film.
  92. Despite (or maybe because of) it's badness, I LOVE Neighbours!!!
  93. I have the Neighbours soundtrack CD - this means I *own* One Good Reason.  Despite what you may think, that makes me cool.
  94. I tend to dislike all children's TV presenters except Nigel (from Disney back in the day) and Jake (CBBC).
  95. I'm going to challenge Dave the Umbilical Brother to a unicycle/walking race.  Oh yes I am.  He always remembers my smiling face, and I like that about him.  I should stop arguing with him whenever I speak to him though!  Nice guy.
  96. I like Haribo sweets  – mmmmmmmmmmmStarmix - even though they are probably just made out of plastic.
  97. The Churchills and Trisi sent me a groovy Churchys t-shirt for my 17th birthday!
  98. I think electric guitars are cool as toast!
  99. I went to Staffordshire for work experience in July 2003 – it was good.
  100. I was working for a PR/Advertising firm, and staying with my bon ami Kate.
  101. I like advertising, and am often to be found promoting the Churchills (www.churchillsonline.net)
  102. I once misheard the 'Blaydon Races' song as 'Bleedin' Raisons'.
  103. I am full of miss.
  104. According to my tres bon friend Rik, I have a lot of hate in me.  Which is.. umm.. nice... (yet true, I feel)
  105. I have some 'Mintex brake pads' plastic wrapping blu-takked to my wall at home, from the Rally in the forest.  I'm not too sure why.
  106. I have a blu-tak version of a Tony Hart tiger on my wall at home that I did one time when I was bored and had lots of blu-tak to spare.
  107. I have since bought more blu-tak, so I have lots spare again.  Hmmm... *ideas hatching*
  108. I like really, really bad jokes.
  109. I like good jokes too.
  110. I'm not so fond of shopping.  I also have little money of my own, so that doesn't help.
  111. I love random stuff.
  112. I probably have better things to be doing with my time than this, but oh well!
  113. I love anyone who's actually read all 113 facts!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!


So, now you know all about me... but who on Earth are you??!!

Incidentally, spinnin_fox@hotmail.com  should be the only address you use for me now, unless you have my ncl.ac.uk address.  If so, feel free to use that too.

 
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