The healthy guide to happy writing
2. Invent 3 random characters: unusual names nessessary, must link characters together somehow, common interests etc. eg. All like investigating the water resistance of bananas.
3. Pick a Mad Sentence: eg. Bananas have many toes.
4. Expand on This: eg. This is due to...
How many toes exactly? Well...
How do I know this?... Because...
5. Compare and Contrast: eg. Oranges have many ears...Carrots have many fingernails...
Crisp packets have many eyes...
6. Random Dialogue: not necessarily to do with the subject7. Bit of Action: loosely to do with the subject
8. Sudden Demise of All Characters: in the oddest way possible
AND VOILA! A BIT OF LOUTRITURE IS A-READY AND AWAITING!
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NB: Usual Loutriture is about a page and a half long of A4, size 12 print.
NNB: If any of your Loutriture is published or gains you any money, credit must be given to the inventor of Loutriture (ie: ME!) and at least 20% commission is charged (depending how how much I like you! lol).
NNB: 'Loutriture' is (c) of LoupyLou Massara, coz I say so. So tough. :-) Have a nice day! lol