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About this site, Lou's life, and the world in general
Hey Lou, how's life?
Life's a roller coaster and I'm hanging on! It's hard work though! I mean, Black Hole and Air are fun and all... but sometimes I like a good douse of Toyland Tours. Life needs more Toyland Tours... definitely.
Wow, that was deep! Anyway, what on earth is this site about?!
Well, its about me (the "LoupyLou" in question), the stuff that I like, and basic madness!
Is all the stuff you've written here actually true, then?
Yup, I like to think it is.
Why did you make a site on you? Isn't that kinda... selfish?
Not at all... I figured it would be fun to have a site on me, and that it could be somewhere where I could let my madness roam freely, where I can show people what I'm really like.
And anyhoo, all people are selfish!
You calling me selfish?
You calling you people?!
You stole that little bit from Friends didn't you...?
Yeah, but it was WORTH IT!!
To coin your own favourite question, do YOU like peas?
Yes, that I do! Except mushy peas. Urgh. Anything with the word "mushy" in the title really has to be asking for trouble. I reaallly like peas-in-the-pod too! I think they're cool.
I'm sure they think you're cool too. Hmm... any idea where my TV remote control is? I've not seen it for days!
Hmm.. a tough question... probably the last place you put it. But if not, try the dog's bowl, the bottom of the garden, the dishwasher, your pocket, the rubbish bin and, last but not least, your car's petrol tank...... Found it yet?
Yeah - it was in the last place I looked! So, what IS the meaning of life?
42.
Great, now then: I have 20 acquaintances coming for supper tomorrow night, yet I have no idea what to make for them, and I can't cook!! What shall I do??
Well, mon ami, you might as well just boil an egg!! Otherwise, the number for takeaway pizza is 0800-345-679.
How many people reading this do you think have actually tried that number?
I dunno... but now I really wanna find out! So, readers, if you HAVE dialled that number to test it.. tell me on my forum!!
You can never stop with the advertising can you?
Not on your life my Hindu friend!
What about us brain dead slobs?
You'll be give cushy jobs!
Were you sent here by the devil?
No good sir, I'm on the level.
The ring came off my pulling-can!
Take my penknife, my good man - I swear it's Springfield's only choice, throw up your hands and raise your voice! Monorail!! Monorail!! Mono...
LOU!! Stop with the Simpsons song already!! Do you ever just do anything normally??
Umm... noooooooo.... have you paid NO attention to this site so far??
Hehe - ahh, we love ya just how you are though! Erm, and when you say these questions have been asked 'frequently', how frequently is that exactly?
I'm afraid I couldn't say! But these last two questions - very frequently!!
*wry laugh* I can imagine! Anyway, I'll see ya soon Louey!
Yeah, you too anonymous questioner!!
Are you gonna pay me for that now then?
*whisper* I said we'd discuss that later.... *innocent whistles*