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OK, I'm bored of this section at the moment, so I've axed most of it. But, I'll leave you a taster of what used to be here...
Here's a couple of random graphics I made when I was dull. I like them, coz they're pretty.
And here's a story that a friend and I wrote when we were about 11. Well, it's only the beginning of the story actually, we never got round to finishing it. But we had the brilliant idea of using the word "sneaky" in every sentence, in some form. Ingenius!
SNEAKY
by Lou and Em
Sneaky was a judge. He was a pretty usual but sneaky judge, he wore loads of sneaky robes, wigs and had the usual sneaky attitude to law and order. However, he was very sad, in a sneaky sort of way. His sneakiest friend left him yonks ago and he had never had a sneaky girlfriend.
When Sneaky was on holiday, he went to Transylvania for his latest sneaky court-case against the well-known not-so-sneaky vampire, Count Dracula, a man who was being charged for biting too many sneaky necks. Sneaky looked forward to this, as it was a certain win, though things didn't turn out too sneakily.
It was the few days before Sneaky's case that Sneaky decided to travel around the beautiful area of Transylvania. He went to sneaky museums, to see the local history, he went to sneaky restaurants, to try out the local food, he went to the sneaky theatres, to enjoy the local plays and at long last it was his last day of sneaky rest.
Sneaky sat at home and read the Sneaky Newspaper. He sponsored it and so, every day, he could read the sneaky news he liked, such as Diana visiting sneaky people. However, today's news wasn't very sneaky. He was rather bored and sneakiless. So Sneaky thought a sneaky thought. He wanted to go for a sneaky walk. So sneakily, he went outside and sneaked down the road.
Unfortunately, Sneaky strayed from his sneaky path and stumbled across a castle, which Sneaky thought was rather sneaky and so he sneakily decided to investigate.
Sneaky came to a sneaky conclusion, that the castle was abandoned - rather sneakily at that. He tiptoed around in his sneaky pair of sneakers until he came to a sneaky looking door. Feeling a little sneaky, he decided to have a sneak.
Inside, there were several sneaky looking objects, a candlestick, a table, two chairs, a chandelier and a coffin - a rather sneaky situation you'll have to agree.
There was food on the table of sneaky description, and the table was laid out to sneaky perfection. Feeling sneaky, Sneaky started to eat the food. It was delicious and so, not being the sort of sneak to waste sneaky delights, he finished his meal... and he wished he hadn't.
Suddenly, the coffin opened and Sneaky was amazed as a rather less sneaky looking vampire arrived before his sneaky eyes. It was Count Dracula!
Now, let me just pause for a sneak into the insight of Sneaky's thoughts. Sneaky is never afraid in court against sneaky opposition but when it's only him and another person (or vampire) in the same room, Sneaky gets sneaked.
Sneaky was stuck for words and so the vampire helped him out. He sneaked into his pocket and produced a sneaky looking pocket watch.
'You are going into a deep sneakiless sleep....,' groaned the vampire and Sneaky just couldn't resist. The vampire gave Sneaky several orders, that Sneaky would lose the court case, that Sneaky would lose his job and that his life would be far less sneaky , a very frightening prospect. But not only that, Sneaky would have urges to shrink the world!
.....to be continued!!! ....possibly...